Land of the Obese
I live in a town where there are two types of people: Skinny, the kind that can eat and eat and don't gain weight, and Obese. I went to my niece's softball game tonight and I was shocked at the people attending. People I haven't seen in 5 years have gained 100 pounds and were virtually unrecognizable. When I commented about this my sister remarked " Try popping 2 kids out your ass and see what you look like!" Guess I hit a little too close to home.
My parents say they're moving from the Country. This weekend they picked up and went to Arlington to check out houses and get an idea of what they will be spending to make the move. That left sweet, innocent me in the house by myself, well with the dog. Saturday night I come home to a dog doing the pee pee dance. I goto my room and chat online for a little while and climb into bed to watch some TV. I get a text message.
Me and this guy go back a few years. He's always had the same ol' boyfriend. You know the kind...treat you bad but they're loaded so you stay with them. I guess that doesn't say much for his character but Man O Man what can I say about his body. For a long time we've been going back and forth on messenger and texting.....flirting with the idea of fucking. If the opportunity were to come up we would definately go for it. He's 24, about 6 foot, 170 of muscle....I mean what else do you do when you're daddy is loaded right?
So he messages me. Daddy has pissed him off and he's 'heading north.' I live north of him and that means he's heading in my direction. We text back and forth. Is this happening for a reason? I by no means planned this but are the Sex Gods telling me that I should take this opportunity to violate my parent's house with Gay Sex? I'm sure my brother and his boyfriend have done some nasty Gay Sex here but I haven't! So I tell him that they're gone. Shortly he's lost in the Country hahaha. One thing about the Country is that the roads all have numbers, no names. I had no idea where he was for a while because I don't know the names of these roads. So after describing the landscape....a good country boy like myself knew where he was.
He heads over......not much talk. He's definately hot...and a little nervous I think. From our long talks he states he's pretty aggressive with guys. Well when he sat down I noticed his huge trouser tent and that was all the 'aggression' I needed. Not much lovey dovey stuff just a good romp and off into the night, back to his husband.
Graduation is Friday.
I live in a town where there are two types of people: Skinny, the kind that can eat and eat and don't gain weight, and Obese. I went to my niece's softball game tonight and I was shocked at the people attending. People I haven't seen in 5 years have gained 100 pounds and were virtually unrecognizable. When I commented about this my sister remarked " Try popping 2 kids out your ass and see what you look like!" Guess I hit a little too close to home.
My parents say they're moving from the Country. This weekend they picked up and went to Arlington to check out houses and get an idea of what they will be spending to make the move. That left sweet, innocent me in the house by myself, well with the dog. Saturday night I come home to a dog doing the pee pee dance. I goto my room and chat online for a little while and climb into bed to watch some TV. I get a text message.
Me and this guy go back a few years. He's always had the same ol' boyfriend. You know the kind...treat you bad but they're loaded so you stay with them. I guess that doesn't say much for his character but Man O Man what can I say about his body. For a long time we've been going back and forth on messenger and texting.....flirting with the idea of fucking. If the opportunity were to come up we would definately go for it. He's 24, about 6 foot, 170 of muscle....I mean what else do you do when you're daddy is loaded right?
So he messages me. Daddy has pissed him off and he's 'heading north.' I live north of him and that means he's heading in my direction. We text back and forth. Is this happening for a reason? I by no means planned this but are the Sex Gods telling me that I should take this opportunity to violate my parent's house with Gay Sex? I'm sure my brother and his boyfriend have done some nasty Gay Sex here but I haven't! So I tell him that they're gone. Shortly he's lost in the Country hahaha. One thing about the Country is that the roads all have numbers, no names. I had no idea where he was for a while because I don't know the names of these roads. So after describing the landscape....a good country boy like myself knew where he was.
He heads over......not much talk. He's definately hot...and a little nervous I think. From our long talks he states he's pretty aggressive with guys. Well when he sat down I noticed his huge trouser tent and that was all the 'aggression' I needed. Not much lovey dovey stuff just a good romp and off into the night, back to his husband.
Graduation is Friday.
4 Comments:
Ah, nothing quite like unexpected beef to brighten up your day. Lord knows I enjoyed the one I got Friday night.
Might want to mention to your sister that you pop babies out your VAGINA not your ass. So I'm told. Just sayin'. :)
Glad you got laid.
Finally.
I mean again....
I'll be saving myself for your graduation present.
Now I am really depressed. You get a hot guy to drive all the way to Tom Bean for you, and I'm right here in Oaklawn with no prospects. And I'm loaded!
What is your secret?
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